A Materialistic

A very successful person parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver’s side.
The person immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialled the police no. and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the office had a chance to ask any questions, the person started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the person finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief, “I can’t believe how materialistic you are,” he said. “You are so focussed on your possessions that you did not notice anything else.”
“How can you say such a thing?” asked the person.
The cop replied, “Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”
“Ahhhh!” screamed the person, “Where is my Rolex!”

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